February 2011
January 2011
Girls with the same face in every picture.
hastthoureceivedthinetext:
subwayrapist:
kelly-yllek:
Guys do it too…
Fish do it too…
“fish do it too” omg, reblogging this again.
omg this… THIS HAHAHAHA
Day 08:
This is a tough one. The day I’m satisfied will be the day I die, but my greatest moments have been spent with my friends.
Day 07:
I couldn’t give a bird’s wing about zodiac signs. I’m skippin’ it.
Day 06:
I’m not gonna write 30 facts about myself. Its just not gonna happen.
Day 05:
I’ve always thought suicide was stupid. A wimp’s way out.
How a French horn is supposed to look:
How mine looks:
What it makes sound bad:
Day 04:
I’m Catholic. I wish I was Muslim. I’m fascinated by mythology and Harry Potter.
Make of that what you will.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time...”
– Jim Henson (via kari-shma)
Reblog if you've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02,...
alyaae:
This won’t happen for another 1,000 years
Day 03:
Drugs are for people whose imaginations aren’t badass enough to get them through life.
Alcohol tastes good.
Everything in moderation, folks.
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Day 02:
In 10 years, I want to be enjoying life with all my friends, probably making good money as well. I want to be going places with the people I love.
Day 1 : Relationship status
longknguyen:
Taken and happy :D
By this man ;D
Day 01: My relationship
We have our own thing, and it works out brilliantly. I really couldn’t ask for better =)
Is this Panda January?
Because if it is, I’m more than okay with it! =]
The Snorlax IRL.
Two churches located across the street from each...
heykerri:
youhaveanadorablesmile:
ultraball:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
I can’t stop laughing ohmygod
I bet the people who put up those signs both have Tumblrs.
Don’t worry about a thing, ‘cause every little thing is gonna be alright
-the three little birds perched on my doorstep
XO I see.
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen you wear their stuff. :P
Happy 80th birthday, Vader.
