March 2011
AKLFJDLFJKALKDABLJK
joeyfawad:
I really hate this shit. My mom hired a cleaning service. A CLEANING SERVICE. Why the fuck can’t my room be dirty so the can CLEAN it?
My mom told me I embarrassed her and Richard today for having a messy room. Fine, then fucking fire them. I can clean my own room.
Oh! Richard went THROUGH THE TROUBLE to take pictures of my messy room and send it to my mom through an email so I can...
“Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.”—Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Gives me chills every time I hear it.
February 2011
I'm so excited-
It learns a move called Afro Break.
This nigga be swank as fuckk
ITS LIKE TAUROS WITH FUNK.
The damn doctor needs to make up his mind.
joeyfawad:
Was it a cyst or a benign tumor? XDDDDDDD
I think it was a panda. This one.
BAD JOEY.
joeyfawad:
keepitmello:
Btw. Spring trip.
I’ve got my check ready :D Paying for all of it. :P
Monday, here I come.
YES. I probably will have one tomorrow. xD
BAD JOEY.
Btw. Spring trip.
Crawfish Etoufée.
All is right with the world.
I wished on a dandelion today, for the first time in years. It was quite magical.
Pretty much. XD Oh well. Shit happens, amiright?
joeyfawad:
longknguyen replied to your post: The hell. :/
Wowwww dude that sucks =/
Remind me to step on your foot in 3 weeks >=]
Not Wearing Boxers
shelbeebee:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not wearing boxers growing up. I always wore tight, white underwear. I think it was too tight and that my penis didn’t have a chance to grow to its full size. I regret this because I’m too embarrassed to be with girls.
[Male, 17]
Can…can this happen?
NO. IT CANT. The only thing tighty-whities do are decrease sperm count. His...
IM DIGGIN THIS DIGIMON REVIVAL.
Just sayin.
So today,
I learned that the brain’s metabolism increases greatly when thinking. This explains why I’m ALWAYS sleeping. I think too much.
